don't trip

i may have my father's worst traits but i am more ethical & virtuous with them than him

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

World Heritage Post

imagine being the woman at the end of 50 first dates and you wake up heavily pregnant with no memory of how you got there and all you have there is a dvd that tells you you’re married now and have been for the last five years. literally a horror movie premise

oh and it’s to adam sandler. you find out via saw dvd that you’re having adam sandler’s baby

did cascada ever actually play on the radio or anything or did we all just learn about it through shipping amvs on youtube

this is so sad, yes the bitch tore up the radio and parties in like 2007-8, yall are all just like 15 years old.