maria f.

I am so glad you clarified. I was like “I’m glad that woman supports her wife in making increasingly weird ghilli suits”

Many of us saw the picture, thought it was two women, one in a weird costume, and thought, "Hey, good for them."

Maybe the sunflower is also a lesbian. We don't know.

desired career: a nude pond nymph that plays a golden lyre and sleeps on damp moss beneath the moon

looks inside procrastination -> it's anxiety -> looks inside anxiety -> it's fear -> looks inside fear -> it's shame

Surely these circumstances will improve with additional shame

the other Bennet sister fills me with so much hope. for the girls who were never chosen. for the girls who have never fit in. for the girls who’s sisters naturally seem to flourish socially but couldn’t understand why it wasn’t the same for them. for the girls who are overlooked. for the girls who dream of a gentle and stable love. for the girls who tell everyone they’re okay with being alone. this one was for us, love is possible.

Widow’s Bay is great because it raises the important question: what if the mayor from Jaws had to fight an ancient evil instead of a shark and also in this scenario Richard Dreyfuss was a 40-something final girl who accidentally almost human sacrificed her high school bully and a bunch of other people?

Chris Fleming??? In MY widow’s bay?

If I had a nickel for every time Hamish Linklater made a pact with an evil entity and lived on a New England island, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

Horror comedy is such a good genre like I’m laughing but also this is the first piece of media that has scared me in such a long time.

if i had a nickel for every time hamish linklater played a looming figure on an island where it’s misfortunes were caused by him in the pursuit of misguided salvation i’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s funny that’s it’s happened twice right

I hope Bertha Russell never faces a consequence in her life. I hope she becomes grand emperor of the galaxy and slaughters everyone beneath her. thanks in advance.