That Was Unexpected

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GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”

It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

this is actually really helpful and affirming thanks

Small steppy also keeps up your momentum and forms good habits which make the larger steppy not actually intimidatingly large but a few more small steppy than you were already taking

corruption but not in a "sadistic pleasure from shattering someone's deeply held morals" way. more in a "jesus christ please have some fun for once in your life, idiot" way

iim. actually going to cry. im so honored thank uou