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I booted my old laptop to find a file and was once again dealt immediate psychic damage by my desktop wallpaper
I open this thing just infrequently enough that it catches me woefully off guard every single fucking time
OP do you still have the original image. Would you be willing to share it.
but of course.
My faceblindness is JUST enough that I'm not certain if this is Hugh Laurie or just a scruffy white guy with blue eyes but he's DEFINITELY doing the Hugh Laurie mouth thing so I'm about 70% certain it is
No that's definitely Hugh Laurie.
Oh thank god.
In that case, "You have to pay for liquor, but water's on the House"
More game devs need to understand the following concepts:
There is a finite amount of memory on any given device.
No matter how good your game is, players will want memory for other things on their devices.
Not everyone has a stable internet connection so making single player games needing an internet connection is not good.
Game devs should optimize like a first gen Pokémon game as default. The only deviation should be to eliminate missingo type bugs
Just watched Adam Conover (of Adam Ruins Everything) make such a solid point that I think we should spread far and wide. Yes, having AI write your emails is lazy, sure, but people love being lazy. We need to really emphasize that sending AI emails (or using AI responses on social media, or publishing AI flyers, or or or) is rude.
It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.
It's rude.
It's not just rude to make me read something you didn't want to write. It is that you expect me to respond to your email written by Claude. You don't even want me to talk to you. You want me to talk to Claude so that you can make Claude respond for you. It is rude to expect me to talk to a chatbot when I wanted to talk to you.

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this looks like a fake ad you’d see in the background of a movie but its real
my orc bard in Pathfinder is named Gronk Ballspeaker
I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse
Wait hold on what was that
u/Fine-Dog-9874
happy make a terrible comic day!!! i haven't stopped thinking about this post since i saw it. in 2018 a common merganser was spotted with 76 (SEVENTY SIX!!!) chicks!! that's SOOOO many baby. so much success.
Heres a picture btw

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Imagine Grace defined his name as the elegance definition of grace and Rocky spends years thinking how fucking ironic this clumsy leaky space blobs name is.
Until Grace slips out a sentence along the lines of "could you give me a little grace here" and Rocky immediately points out he used a word wrong so Grace has to explain that yeah, grace means elegance but it can also mean mercy sometimes too.
And Rocky has to suddenly reconcile that the clumsy leaky blob that saved his life twice, that almost certainly doomed himself to come back for him, name is Mercy.
30 minutes past the 2 hour window and they finally arrive to replace the water heater. Thank fuck
Aww, does that mean no Science™️?
I might need to do some math here. Water heater is heating water up faster than my shower is putting water out. It's refilling with idk tap standard temperature water at some rate. I wonder if I can just run the kitchen and bathroom sinks and come to some happy medium for long enough to take a proper shower? Then, just run the bathtub faucet while I dry off and then flip the breaker off to keep it from boiling over
Ok, let's say my shower head is putting out 2.5 gallons per minute, maybe a little less; there's some lime scale build up. I'm in the south and that's basically the surface of the sun so incoming water temp is ~70°. Proper shower temp is between 95°-105° but I'm insane so let's say I can handle up to 110° before things become intolerable. From static temp to scalding out of the tap is about 3 minutes. 40 gallon tank so it's heating 40 gallons to well over 120° in a little over 3 minutes since we have to account for some lost heat in the pipes and some straight tap water mixed in (I think that's how it works). 4500 watts on two heating elements. No idea if both are running full blast or it's just 1 that's not shutting off properly. No way to tell.
I'm seeing flow rates of between 5 and 12 gallons per minute into a water heater. Let's go with the low-end and say 5. If I run both showers we're looking at a rough equilibrium. Except no we're not because I'm an idiot and it's not pure hot water coming out of the shower there's some standard tap mixed in. OK, sinks are anywhere up to about 2 gpm. Let's put the kitchen and bathroom sinks on and say we're pushing 6 gallons of hot water out a minute.
Water in the tank is already hotter than the tap coming in so there's more energy in the system than at the start. I *think* that means it takes less time to heat the new water up. Call it 5 minutes for a decent shower.
Ok, throw the breaker, wait 2 minutes, turn on every faucet, 5 minute shower, turn off shower and 1 bathroom sink, dry off, throw the breaker, turn off other 2 sinks and shower. Should keep the water in the tank from hitting boiling?
Oooh, now this is a fun question! Requisite disclaimer: do not try this at home, will most likely cause boom.
First, I'm pretty sure that water heaters never turn on both elements simultaneously. Even with a malfunctioning water heater, I'd imagine this would still be unlikely/impossible, as it would need to draw 4500x2 watts which would pop the breaker
Okay, then, I think it's unlikely the water heater is heating all 40 gallons from 70F to 120F in 3 min:
Multiplying 40 gallons by (50F/3 min) by the specific heat of water gives 98kW, which is ~20x more than what your water heater is rated for
If, instead, we assume it's only heating the ~2gpm for your faucet, the same calculation (2gpm * 50F * specific heat) gives 1500W. This actually matches nicely: if you used the full 6gpm into the water heater, you get exactly 4500W
The last calculation shows that when pumping out less than ~6gpm, some of the heat energy is going towards heating the water in the tank. For one faucet, 1500W is going to heating the 2gpm leaving the water heater and 3000W is going to raising the temperature of the water in the tank
However, even that last calculation is probably underestimating the heat going into the water tank. That's because it's likely not heating tap water 50F (from 70F to 120F); since water heaters have great insulation, the water tank is probably still pretty warm from the last time you ran it. If the tank is already at, say, 95F, then it only needs 750W to heat the outgoing water to 120F and 3750W are going to heating the water tank
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Then, I went down a long rabbit hole: clearly, this is both heating the water tank and having water advected through. This is best modeled with an advection-diffusion equation:
We'd also need a source term for the heating element F(x,t); we can probably represent the source as a Dirac delta function in space. Luckily, this is a linear PDE. It's not hard to find the Green's function for F(x,t) = M δ(t-s) in time (e.g. boost to a co-moving reference frame):
Then, convolving this in the t-direction against a constant function gives a difference of error functions, which makes sense because the expanding region surrounding the element will warm followed by a strong temperature gradient which is advecting downstream but we need to make sure M has the right units coming from the 4500W and...
And I realized that was entirely unnecessary.
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If we're just trying to determine how long you can operate the water heater without it overheating, we can ignore the outflow (since that will just extend the time slightly, so ignoring it is conservative). Then, going back to the original calculation, dumping 4500W into a 40gal tank should increase its temperature at a rate of about 0.8F/min (call it 1F/min)
So, the real question is: what's the current temperature of the water in there? It's hard to tell from the tap because it's likely mixing some cold water in. If it's a 50/50 mixture with "cold" 70F water, then that 120F could actually be 170F from the water heater. However, if it really has cooled off to 70F (again, big if!), then 1F/min implies you should have ~1.5hr before you start approaching 200F
Now, I personally wouldn't bet on that.
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A far safer test would be:
Turn off the cold water line to a sink so you can get a measure of the actual hot water temperature
Open all the faucets/showerheads on hot so you're pumping out at least 6gpm (if that's the water heater's inflow rate, you won't be able to pump out any faster than that)
Grab a thermometer and watch the temperature of the hot water from the sink in step 1
Time how long you have until it gets to, say 170F
Effectively, instead of trying to theoretically calculate it, just measure it a la 10th grade physics class.
Third fucking day the plumbers have canceled on me. Like yes, I can technically have hot water but I have to speed run it before the fucking thing turns into a bomb
Flip the breaker on, wait 80 seconds, 100 second shower, sprint back to the panel and flip the breaker, listen to the popping sounds in the water heater until it stops boiling
That is fucking terrifying, but you do you I suppose
Third fucking day the plumbers have canceled on me. Like yes, I can technically have hot water but I have to speed run it before the fucking thing turns into a bomb
Flip the breaker on, wait 80 seconds, 100 second shower, sprint back to the panel and flip the breaker, listen to the popping sounds in the water heater until it stops boiling
That is fucking terrifying, but you do you I suppose

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