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In my new gacha game, you can now pull for scantily clad anime women who represent famous airplane crashes.

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

petition for games, where romance is a significant part of, to have polyamory as an option. always.

Stardew Valley lets your farmer date anyone dateable, and it even has a special scene if you date all the eligible bachelor(ette)s of one gender. (No nonbinary people in it, sadly, though I bet Concerned Ape is aware of that, and I think some mods fix it.) You do lose your boyfriend(s)/girlfriend(s) if you get married, though.

I am an old person and tumblr is the porch

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

Happy Pride Month

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

"how did you get into writing" girl i've been tormented by the visions since i was eight years old

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

so embarrassing when you finally get around to watching or reading some landmark piece of media well known for having a massive slash fandom and finding yourself completely drawn in by the homoeroticism as well like oh my god has anyone else heard of these kirk and spock guys? sam and frodo? sherlock and watson? anyone else seeing this?

His wife left him?? XD

You don't have to force yourself to bounce back so quickly. I read something recently that said "when you come in from a rainstorm, you don't expect yourself to be dry and warm right away", and it really resonated with me. It's okay to take time to dry off and warm up. Take the time you need to process what happened to you.

i feel very stongly that elizabeth 100% would have sworn darcy to eternal secrecy about the fact that he had already proposed once unsuccessfully when she accepted, solely bc you just KNOW mr collins' smug ass would be like, "oh ho ho! huh! so apparently it IS the usual with young ladies to reject the addresses of the man whom they secretly mean to accept when he applies for their favor! hm! interesting!" and then she would be honor-bound to leap over lady catherine's dining table and strangle him

not the kind of gay ship I’m used to seeing on tumblr but cool

ship georg is an outlier but SHOULD be counted

Queer joy detected!

George Strait not detected

they can't stop you from thinking about gay sex on company time

We all got that one mutual that be going through the most treacherous situations a person could endure and then posting a few minutes later about why such and such should get fucked through a concrete wall.

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

ITALIAN MANWHORE SUMMER

always reblog italian manwhore summer