you blog long enough and you stop making jokes. start posting at two week intervals. shit like "i saw a bug today" and "the visions are getting worse"

i'd like to introduce my daughter Nuance to tumblr

Can she play with my daughter Leftist Infighting

sure, what could possibly go wrong

Like half of the twitter comments are something along the lines of "so you knew he was a pedophile for several years and kept working with him?"

Fuck. Fuuuuck. Kamala Harris paid me to endorse her and I toooootally forgot & spent all the money on various cheeses 🧀 and Smirnoff 💦 do you think she will be mad

Ye swindled her good, me bucko! I'd be proud to have ye as a member o' me crew

dude fleabeard you always you always have my back. i love you man