crushin' it

bastard keeps sprinting to get ahead of me then walks really slow so i accidentally kick him and then meows all pathetically like i attacked him

I’m sorry, does your cat’s name tag say “hello my name is bastard”

part of me want to be the kind of person to make my own clothes and bake my own bread and go for a run every single morning and evening but then the rest of me wants to lie down on the floor and eat cheetos until i die

The plastic cup sound is SENDING ME

due to not wanting to. I will not be

Norwegian prisons are nicer than my apartment.

I was really shocked by this and dubious, so I decided to read further. There’s a great article about this here: http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-35813470 As it turns out, this is more like a halfway house. Prisoners usually begin their term in a prison more like one we’d typically recognize - bars on the windows, locked in their cells. But the emphasis there is on successful reintegration into society.  As their sentence progresses, with good behavior, they can move into a facility more like this, where their freedoms are still restricted, but they can do things like network with people outside of prison, search for employment, cook and clean and look after themselves, and begin making plans for their reintegration into society.  As a result, Norway has one of the lowest rates of recidisvism. 20% as opposed to America’s 76%.  It seems like a shocking idea to us because of where and how we live, but apparently, Norwegians are addressing the real problem. When you take people who can’t function well in society, and then…help them do that?…they….do. Without the crime-ing. 

Turns out treating people like human beings makes them more likely to act like human beings….

But won’t that incentivize some people to go back there since they get treated so well and get a nice room versus the streets?

If you read the post above, it says Norway’s recidivism rate - that is, the rate of released criminals who go on to be arrested again - is 20% versus 76% in the United States, so for the most part, no.

Isn’t that white-lined black cross on a red field flag a Nazi flag? Are we going to talk about how wonderful it is a Nazi gets a nice halfway house?

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Are you fucking kidding me lmao

Godwin’s law in action

God fucking dammit, tumblr. You never fail to disappoint

Arriving at Chernobyl.... the vibes levels are all over the place

vibe check! *geiger counter starts going wild*

Why would you visit a nuclear disaster area?

because i’m a girlboss

I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more

This raises the question of whether Aang is telling the truth or if Toph and Bumi just happen to have the same sense of humor as him.

Various leaders of the Jedi Council (the highest religious authority!)  very much believe that Anakin is their prophesied savior but they harbor such an intense personal dislike for a nine year old that they just kind of shrug it off and quietly disregard that part of their doctrine. Like, WHAT

yoda’s like “the vibes on this child… disgusting, they are” and the rest of them are just grimacing and nodding 

one time in freshman history class the teacher asked if we supported women’s suffrage. one kid didn’t raise his hand because “women shouldn’t have to suffer”

imagine being him thinking women’s suffrage is women suffering and the entire class raises their hands and just being like w hat th e fu ck gu ys