Why Am I Not Relatable

I feel this with my entire mind body and soul.

This applies to garlic too

oops this is the greatest thing

finally i can be useful

I’m about to go feral over this

It’s like they finally tapped into the insanity of this generation’s humor and went hog fucking wild.

Here it is from the creator instead of an uncredited repost that people seem to think is official marketing

I needed this

Is this foreal?

reblog to save lives!

^^^^^THIS

get help guys, please. if you’re hurting, don’t let that hurt consume you. seek help.

I never knew this. It’s spectacular.

THIS is what I was looking for a few weeks ago when I was in crisis; reblog to save a life!

check out this spotify playlist of men covering women’s songs without changing pronouns

nice

the same user made a playlist of women covering men’s songs without changing pronouns!

double nice

So a friend of mine told me how yesterday his coworker died on the way to work due to speeding and crossed a red light (she was late for the third time, so I’m guessing she was trying to avoid a write up). As soon as she crossed the light she was hit on the drivers side by a semi. The messed up part is that in less than an hour her table was cleared for a new worker. In less than 4 hours they had sent out the news that they are hiring. By the end of the day the hiring manager had contacted 4 people for an interview. Moral of the story is, these jobs don’t care about your ass. They will replace you in a snap. Don’t risk or waste your life trying to go above and beyond for a job that could care less about your wellbeing.

I always say this. The job stays and you Go.

Bet your ass I reblog this.

answered a scam call today and had the most bizarre conversation

Enemies to lovers, slow burn, 500K

this is the shit my man dan didnt have to do that AND YET

TURN THE SOUND ON OMG