Prettyirrlevants pal

not to be any more of a burden than i already am but “peanus butter”

and fuck cops

guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science

if you see this, even if we never talk, PayPal me $600

Children are DLC for couples. They cost extra and aren’t required for the overall experience.

im the robot

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song