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ma’am this is an uwu free zone

everyone who reblogged this post with an owo or uwu is under arrest for crimes against humanity

cwimes against huwumanity

i am going to break your fingers

This mowortal vessel is owonly a shell of the howwors within.

Wake up babe new cat dropped

Item: a whole bunch of food for cheap

unfortunately for everyone else, I will simply not apologize for who I will become when elden ring comes out

Wow we all queued this post for Nov 12th huh

Well I never had the chance to watch Avatar the Last Airbender ever…. which sucks, but.. now it’s on the net flix so guess what ya boi’s doing !!!!!!

Man I dunno why Katara thinks Sokka’s so paranoid. If I saw a caillou lookin ass bitch come out of an iceberg with a six legged whateverthehell i would be suspicious and freak out too. Also Zuko please chill down

Caillou arrow boy why are you so nonchalant about being frozen for 100 years

Will you leAVE THAT POOR MAN’S CABBAGES ALONE

Those damn heterosexuals

I hate this whole Face Stealing shit. I’m going to die just don’t hurt my Boy

Thanks I hate it! I never want to see that millipede fuckass ever again

Oh she’s the fucking moon now

Do Not TOUCh my boys I’ll fucking cut you pPrincess Firebitch

No don’t float your hair down the river someone is going to Find It and then Find You and it will be Bad and I will cry

sECRET TUNNELLLLL

What if we kissed… in the labyrinth under a mountain… just kidding… unless…?😳

I think the only reason I was Going Apeshit over the avatar day ep is because I’d seen a lot of it with my friend once?? Even still, jesus fuckin christ 😂

The best reunion in cinematic history: Sokka and his boomerang

!!!! A GREMLIN

Sokka getting high off cactus water is something I’m less surprised about than I’d like to be. Also I wonder if those sandbender guys ever deal it out to people. Imagine. Cactus water cartels

Hm I think he’s just afraid of this one turning into the moon too-

Katara just made a direct callout post about me this isn’t allowed. Ma’am that isn’t allowed. She basically dished out rhetoric I give to other people all the time. I’m not the therapist friend per se but I am like… the shoulder-to-lean-on friend a lot of the time so hearing “..But now you’re not letting yourself feel anything. I know sometimes it hurts more to hope. And it hurts more to care. But you have to promise me that you won’t stop caring” hit me way harder than I thought it would now that it’s coming back at me, and now I Am crying. I Am

KATARA MOSES

nvm some rayquaza lookin-ass is about to merc them 😔👊

Listen I’m. Already having a shitty night. This leaves from the vine shit Did Not Help

arjssjjrjsjwjd epic rap haiku battles of history

I command this episode to stop murdering me

This Dai Li shit is freaking me the fuck out

Seeing the caption “[Dai Li screaming]” on the screen is very satisfying

Can these children never catch a fucking break

What the fuck is going on

Oh my god I’m dying!!!!!!! I love Sokka so much hes precious and a gift to this world the way he did that clappy thing and went :0 “Shopping!!!!!” GOD I fuxking. Love this boy. Forever

Sokka’s smile gives me MUCH serotonin

This forehead eye dude is fucking wack. What the hell and fuck

Sparkysparky boom man!

S Sweatbending

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bAbY yoUr’E mY drEaM giRL

I’m starting to think that Aang’s not just sleep deprived, he’s also high off his ass

Yo those tanks that are bendy???? They crawl??? Like the Insects???? Excuse???? 💜?????

My my. Combustion Man seems to have combustioned himself

Two bros chillin in a war balloon five feet apart cause they’re not gay

Every time Sokka or Zuko smile or laugh, I go back a few seconds so I can see or hear it again

We can have one (1) time-wasting nonsense. As a Treat

This play is killing me I’m gong to die of secondhand embarrassment like actua- toPH OH MY FUCKING GOD

Okay so does the island like… call upon people who are ‘lost’ in a few ways and make it so they are trapped there without knowing how until they find themself or some shit? It’s oddly specific speculation but like. I like the idea of an island that just fucking forces you to go to therapy

graMP GRAMP

I have NEVER cried over a reunion in a show or book or movie before now. Ever. Atla is breaking all kinds of records for me and I am having Emotions,

You know what? in a way I was right about it being therapy island

I got to see the absolutely stunning visuals and sweet conclusive scene of the end of this show… while shirtless in a dark pantry at 1am

Feel like I just speedran the whole series, op, thank you.

Always reblog the speed run ATLA post