Stuff

I do not feel fly like a G6 and have not for a very long time

i hope everything gets easier soon. or at least funnier. amen

adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm

it’s time

Dang, missed it. Reschedule?

Y'all better be drinking water.

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

And sluts to sluts.

amen

cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally

Men's restrooms are all gross in the same way but women's restrooms all manage to be gross in bizarre and uniquely horrifying ways

Sometimes u gotta leave people alone to see if they care enough to put they pride aside and reach out.. And if they don’t then leave them alone for good