God hates me and I hate him

Ok so Jay's family owns a junkyard, obviously, but they ALSO have this little convenience store/gas station that they run on the side (cuz, y'know, its the middle of the desert and there's bound to be at least some people who pass through every now and then, might as well make some money out of it)

Anyway, Jay mans the gas station sometimes, and on this one particular day he's just sitting there, kinda bored cuz nobody's really been around...

And then all of a sudden a cRAP TON OF MOTORCYCLES JUST PULL IN FRONT OF THE STORE, and all these tough-looking bikers walk through the doors and start crowding around the shelves and making a beeline for the slushi machine and just being super loud

and meanwhile Jay's just hiding behind the counter and trying not to panic

And eventually everyone just crowds around the cash register so Jay can scan all their stuff and WHO is it that everyone makes way for to pay for everything??

The Lego Ninjago Movie: child neglect bad

The Lego Movie 2: Toxic Masculinity bad

-dont go to the emergency room with dental problems. go to the dentist

-bagged greens are cheaper than pre-made salads

-taco bell is NOT worth the money anymore. 1/4 cup mayo, 1/4 cup sour cream, 3 tblspoons pickled jalapenos+2tblspoons of the jar liquid, 2 tsp paprika 1 tsp cumin 1 tsp garlic powder 1 tsp onion powder salt+pepper. all in your blender. creamy jalapeno sauce

-dont quit your job unless you have a bunch of job interviews lined up immediately after

-use resources. food bank, unemployment, housing assistance, financial aid, etc. yes there will be paperwork. but Do It

-dont stay awake longer than 20 hours. you Will start to become impulsive and cranky. resting for 20 minutes is better than trying to stay awake

-for every 2 hours you spend looking up close at screens, spend 20 minutes looking at something far away from you. stretch your wrists a lot

-dont do that yoga stretch where you roll your head around your shoulders. youre grinding down the joints in your neck

-be nice to your friends, bullying them as a joke gets old. if you need a ride somewhere at least offer them gas money

-brush your teeth at any time of the day but especially before you sleep. dont snack in bed if you can help it. make your bed the Clean Teeth Zone. keep floss picks by your bed

-dont tell your boss youre adhd/autism/depression/suicidal. dont trust your coworkers with that. you NEVER know how people will take it and its none of their business

-train your pets to go to the front door when they hear a fire alarm

Megoplita doodles in between working on artfight <3

Question from panel host: What would you have liked to see from your character after the show ended?

Zeb's voice actor, Steve Blum, about to cause Chopper levels of chaos: