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woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

the only “data centers” we need are public libraries

til my self sabotage do us apart

I’d love to relax but it’s just not realistic

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

The water fountain when you’re thirsty af is definitely a top 5 place to publicly debase yourself

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real