slow down, you're doing fine

girls be like “i’m not gonna make it” and then make it

Apparently when i was a kid as soon as i could dictate what i wanted for christmas i asked for nothing but a 'glamorous chair' in my letters to santa over and over until my mum got tired of my relentless faggotry and staplegunned a purple feather boa to a stool for me

the ideal chai latte is one of the most amazing things on this earth. it’s a shame that most cafes think they have to serve either a cup of grit or milk that they whispered the names of spices to

got over my crush by imagining us 20 years from now and how he would become like a weight tied around my ankle dragging me down to the bottom of the sea. never talked to the guy but i know these things.

the person who believes every day that the winds of winter is getting released tomorrow is a fool every day but one

image on the left is by artist tamara obukhova / toucheconomy on instagram; image on the right is by artist magdalena hart / rains and rivers on instagram.

Can you guys just watch goodfellas

I don’t wanna Tommy’s too scary

it’s because you’re always in that damn hole that resembles the grave but isn’t

its a non issue sure but like nothing is as funny as opening asoiaf tag and having to go pass 4 “the devil from the bible x female!reader — word count: 2.7k — tags/warnings: shy reader, kissing, possessive behavior from the devil from the bible, sad!devil from the bible, angst” like there is a whole other world out there

picturing a man alone in his silent, dark apartment bobbing for apples. it’s soaking his hair and the carpet

having your own money is fucking dangerous because the only person stopping me from buying whatever I want is myself. and myself has bad judgment sometimes