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A KING walked into the snowstorm.

A HOUND padded onto the lonely shore.

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devilcroc

the biggest questions detective pikachu answered

no one but professional trainers has a full team of 6 in the pokemon universe because it would be a fucking gigantic hassle to deal with 6 animals, let alone different types that need different things

some people don’t evolve their pokemon because imagine having a fucking cat and then you can choose to make the cat five times as big and strong. would you do this if you weren’t battling.

sindri42

Technically if your cat isn’t battling it doesn’t evolve.

That does however give cat owners a strong incentive to not let their cat outside, because realistically any cat that is allowed to roam free is gonna rack up exp until it evolves.

such-justice-wow

I let my litten out one day and a week later incineroar rips my door off and demands wet food only

humblebee-hymn

Caring for this incineroar for three days before my litten shows up. Who the fuck is this then?

devilcroc

this is the funniest addition anyone’s ever made to this post

boybeetles

Someone in Glasgow please go see this for me pls. I will be there in spirit 🙏

tinyglowingsharks

Brief report from the flute accompaniment:

It went well! At least 100 people attended, families dogs a solid portion of Glasgow's trans community. There was a really lovely atmosphere, nice weather and a very cheerful celebratory vibe.

After short speeches from the ballhaver and the large dyke (my wife), the ballhaver was given a chupa chup and blindfolded (execution style). The balls were then duly kicked; it made a surprisingly loud dull thumping sound. She fell to the ground to loud cheers and there was a moment of silence while Taps played on the flute. The large dyke wore solovair urban hikers.

butch-bear-arcadia

Account from the Large Dyke.

Arrived early to find the crowd already gathering, so the kick got off to a prompt start. Following some introductions from everybody and some cheery folk music from our flautist (my wife!) we got on with the kick.

I think we got good contact, the top of my boot making a good solid noise on impact. Very good atmosphere all round, people stayed to chat for a while. Were it not January it would have been an excellent opportunity for a picnic.

10/10 queer event, would happily kick anybody in the balls in the name of community.

zemuoga

first post, kinda nervous! heh,,,

serpenteaus

thought me coming back to tumblr would be fun? well take THIS

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gremlin-shaped-asexual

I had a sudden vision

zendayamybabe

december 2nd?? what the fuck. what’s next? december 3rd?? a 4th of december???? give me a fucking break.

bonyassfish

and what’s after the 4th? the 5th??? the minor fall, the major lift????? the baffled king composing hallelujah???????

magentasnoodle

we usually think of mood as a scale from 1-5, but there's actually a negative scale too, where the frown turns back into a smile, but just a little insane !

penandinkprincess

parenting commitment level 3000

penandinkprincess

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

starsarefairylightsfornerds

oliveespineapples

"i asked chatgpt" well i went to Rockin' Robin and she said that you have all the answers and you just need to stop being so scared of who you are

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jevdart

The Eye of Vecna // S5 Cleradin

jayessart

Link Click sketch😢❤️I love them...

beanstalk-nicholas

that horse drawing meme but its falin

friendlylycanthrope

Yeah this one passes peer review

trashasaurusrex

jax doodles

emetitur

emotional regulation with mob!

5/100

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thesightofthestarsmakemesmile

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*disappears into the hole once again*

eexhausted

after being called out ‘this tumblr can’t receive messages’ LMAOOOO

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