enjoy it. i will, i have.

I believe to the depths of my soul that Colt Seavers love to lay on the floor

check out the alt version 👆

A super long audio book with just silence and an “oh, out loud?” at the end

I went to my local wine shop, purchased a mid range bottle of champagne, put it on the top shelf of the fridge to chill, and will open it when it happens. And every day I open the fridge and see that bottle I will remember it might happen today, or it might not. But it will definitely happen some day.

In my fridge, in the door, is a bottle of the same bubbly my sister in law bought my spouse and me for our wedding. It’s queer branded, wrapped in a rainbow, and it is For The Occasion. Sometimes I touch the bottle and hope really, really hard.

And I’d like to add, because I am always conscious that some people do not partake of the spirits, that if you are looking for a non-alcoholic alternative to champagne that still feels fancy, Martinelli’s sparkling juice is delicious and comes in very pretty bottles and looks good in a champagne flute.

and your thing doesn't have to be a drink of any kind at ALL you can have some nice thing you're waiting to crack open to celebrate when it happens, whatever totem you want. it's just nice to have a physical reminder around the house that death comes for us all you know?

I have bought a very silly crab costume, and when it happens I plan on putting it on and running around the block.

going by naming conventions, eminem could be an indescribable

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

generative AI tech bros working on copilot don't seem to understand that like. they just made clippy but worse. and that's already a low bar