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Hold on, I'm not American I gotta search this...

OK this is freaking hilarious

To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you just remember “1000” because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn’t invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.

i feel bad for people who are just hot but not funny. it’s so much better to be funny and not hot. if you’re funny enough it makes you hot sometimes, but no amount of hotness can make you funny. lucky for me i’m naturally hot and funny but i mean for other people

What did he do

it

his legs are ombre

I’m gonna die

THE SOCK TAN

Lmaoo

It's disrespectful

Change your goddamn url jeff

my one superpower is that i can instantly tell when someone who doesn’t use the word “ya’ll” in their day-to-day speech starts using it to be sanctimonious and folksy on the internet

i can tell you don’t either OP or you’d put the apostrophe in “y'all” where it fucking belongs

AND ITS EVEN ON THE 25TH OF MARCH AGAIN

Please remember y'all, this prom was in response to schools getting closed and all these kids who'd already bought/started making their prom dresses/suits, not just Twitter repeating Tumblr's mistakes

growing up is realizing that you’re going to be a girlemployee instead of a girlboss

join your girlunion babes