Who put you on the planet!?

about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but

there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg 

hour 23 WHAT THE FUFCK IS THAT

OH

HOLY PISSING HELL

Actual worker here.

We’ve had zero, ZERO say in what we support from a store level. We’re just told what signage to put up and when.

Not once, however, have I asked anyone if they want to donate to AS. I don’t think it’s right. I’ve explained why to my co-workers and they too stopped asking.

There is zero reprimand for not getting donations.

There is me losing my work hours to my store for not making sales goals, however.

Now, about the survey. The store reads the comments, corporate…kinda doesn’t most of the time. the DMs will confront stores if they get bad reviews.

IF YOU LEAVE NEGATIVE FEEDBACK HOWEVER THAT IS VERY, VERY BAD FOR THE STORE. DO NOT LEAVE NEGATIVE FEEDBACK FOR SOMETHING THE STORE HAD NO SAY IN. PLEASE. EMPLOYEES WILL BE REPRIMANDED FOR IT. 

CONTACT CORPORATE DIRECTLY VIA CUSTOMER SERVICE EMAILS, SOCIAL NETWORKS, AND PHONE NUMBERS.

I dont have enough screencaps to really show how crazy this movie is but yeah

There’s basically no background???

At one point there’s a really loud unexplained midi horn noise and I don’t know why

The narrator seems really out of place like he talks 24/7 in scenes that clearly should have quiet??

They are NOT lying the subtitles are like a completely different script, including paraphrasing and name changes, almost all of which matches up better with the lips than the current audio

Some background monkeys have rasta hats on… it is neither addressed nor explained

The proportions are so weird… it makes me feel unclean all the lions are so unbalanced and sharp and lanky

vaguely sexual elephant cuddling

“that night was filled with…(sultry voice shift) such promise”

elephant wife calls elephant husband daddy

villain elephant is accompanied by radical public-domain guitar tunes

newborn babies can speak full sentences

One motherfucker doing the extra voice in the jungle fire scene is so disinterested in comparison to the rest, i feel his pain, he is me

Antelope suggests they will be safe in The Heart Of The Jungle ™ when the jungle is completely on fire

There’s a song at one point did I mention that

The antelope has dentures, no this is never explained either

I swear to god the voice of the elephant twins is so familiar who is it

ITS FUCKKKI N G DEBI DERRYBERRY

IM ONLY 40 MINUTES IN WH Y IS THER MROE