ummm uhhh ummmm

you ever crave something you can't have? ssssshut up about your ex i mean i want grilled cheese but im scared of the stove

people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude

she didnt block me on pinterest so im sending her madd pictures of ghouls and devils

I remember an interview with a guy that did the camera work for nature documentaries and he said that baleen whales like these guys were the scariest things to shoot because “They’re the size of a train, they can suddenly appear out of nowhere in dark or murky water and they don’t make a goddamn sound. I was absolutely sure that one of them was going to hit me and well, ‘that’s all folks!’. Gave me a lot of perspective on how I handle myself when filming smaller animals now.”

Up late singing and microwaving loud as fuck

Moved out so I could be loud! But now I have a husband that I love so so much I refuse to wake him up with loud even if i really really want to.

Im going to come to your house and wake your stupid ass husband up