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Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess

how does tumblr think they can possibly police the content on this website

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

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Wait is that actually junkie behavior

usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'

if we’ve been mutuals for long enough i don’t even care what you post anymore. if one of my mutuals of two years suddenly gets really into competitive caber toss i just accept zenlike that half my dash is going to be gifsets of burly men hefting logs forever now. i adapt to all online conditions like an animal with high toxicity tolerance

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

"the world isnt kind" skill issue. I am

Every single year on March 15th on my twitch channel I do a special run of New Vegas where I try to get to Caesar as fast as I possibly can and then kill him with a knife. Quite literally the highlight of my year <3