forget-me-nots and marigolds

whenever you watch a video about abstract art on tiktok or instagram there's always a host of dudes in the comments who seem to want to bring back neoclassical art and kill everyone else but they also have never thought about art in the slightest before this moment

That’s why the stuckist movement was so weird to me. It’s like “oh we don’t like conceptual art, we like neoclassical art! So we’re going to make art that’s…. Not neoclassical at all… and making fun of conceptual art… which actually makes it even more conceptual…”

IT’S MARCH

Uh… It’s still May…

It’s august

Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!

I love baby flamingos, don't you? They're so wobbly and fuzzy and charming, aren't they? 😁😁🩶🩶🩷🩷🦩🦩✨️

Oh it’s baby flingo

currently cackling & wheezing after imagining a video game titled Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

'here's a real hear me out' >>posts world's most conventionally attractive piece of machinery

locusts are SO fucked up. imagine if your apartment complex got too crowded during a drought so everyone in it started overproducing serotonin until they gained 100lb of pure muscle and then chewed through the drywall of every building in the neighborhood

they do this over in philly