Bonnie

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

does this count as @funnier-when-objectum

hi we’re a24 and we loved the ytp you posted when you were 15. do you want to direct the multimillion dollar adaptation of your opus, simpsons gone purple?

having VR sex and she's hitting my amazing digital cervix

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

@funnier-when-objectum

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

reblog to feed her notes

How is she doing this

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses