we defy augury:

Your grandmother was a lesbian

Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.

It is, however, 100% a cursed image. 

might not be a sandwich but I’m pretty sure it is now technically a book

The bread may be hinged, but the person who made it isn’t

latin professor tried to explain the difference between ille/illa/illud and iste/ista/istud by saying “If you say ‘illum’ you mean ‘that man’, but if you say ‘istum’ you mean that motherfucker’ before gasping, covering his mouth, and whispering “I forgot I can’t say that that until I get tenure”

different professor for latin 201. she asked if we remembered the difference between “ille” and “iste” and 80% of the class nodded sagely and went “motherfucker” 

This is why I LOVE same-sex relationships. Like, who’s gonna propose?? Probably both!!

my professor said my assignment was “late” because it was due on friday………like phil my dude last time I checked the concept of time is dead and days don’t exist anymore

Just Russian Things

My absolute favorite thing is that Vanya is wearing the prettiest fucking collar that I’ve ever seen on an animal of her size. We support her.

Babies!

Bringing up Baby in real life