Daytime Drowsiness

no it's fine scroll through tiktok on maximum volume in a tiny break room at work

one of my coworkers does this but its AI generated divorce revenge stories

it pains me to say it but the more people talk shit about the women who wear those shorts/leggings with the weird butt seam that looks like it gives you a terminal wedgie, the more compelled I feel to take the women’s side

ohhhhhh my godddddddd you saw someone wearing really tight revealing pants in public? should we throw a party? should we invite goody proctor

and while we’re at it, I’m done worrying about cameltoe. I don’t have time to be pulling and tugging at my clothes all day. if you can see the outline of my pussy you should say thank you and go about your business

saw a post the other day mocking the idea that anyone could do a transfem reading of disney’s mulan and like. fr? you can’t imagine that someone could read transfem themes into a story about a girl whose attempts at femininity are an embarrassment to her family, who adopts a masculine identity out of shame and filial piety, loses peer and institutional respect and is rejected by her friends when her gender is revealed, but is then ultimately embraced and accepted and supported as a woman on her own terms? you can’t imagine someone relating to that?

i am at my clits end

I always say, a top's power is in his booty 😌

A belly can be a "slut waist" too. If you're not a fearful little freak

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right

This is why you shouldn't take off The Amulet to shower.

while you were busy jacking off & cumming hard. it rained outside beautifully

what do you think i was jacking off to...?