Wait in the Fire

What if we were two horrid little beasts in a medieval illuminated manuscript

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

day one of trying not to think about fucking that old man

relapsed

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SCREAMINGGGGGGG

my birthday is in july! :)

the point of fanfiction is to write something so self indulgent that nobody else has thought of it before or cares

they only figured out what happened when they noticed it blushing and smoking a cigarette and saw my footprints in the sand running away

looks great!

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it