♡Rita Hayworth's Attorney♡

Listen I try to be a decent adult grown human, and be respectful to women because they deserve it as fellow humans, but sometimes I reblog a tumblr post because another decent adult grown person just looks like That, and I am reduced to the equivalent of a weird little Goblin, crouching under a broken bit of cement by the highway overpass, clutching a single piece of paper with the word “boobs” written in awkward handwriting and capital letters on a squelchy bit of gray receipt paper, waving that paper at people as they walk past, desperately hoping someone else sees the miracle that I see.

Oh my God this is the greatest thing ever.

If you look close, there’s a clear window of fabric (vinyl??) that goes about a third of the way up her cleavage line. So it has a lot more around-the-ribcage support than it first looks like. It’s keeping them in place at that level so they have no choice but to stay put. So there’s less pressure being put on the collar; *it’s* not forced to be the load-bearing structure it first appears as.

that’s much more logical than my assumption - an invisible Chris Evans was following her around all night, holding her boobs up

I love everything about this thread

Looking like a precious Nonna 😩