Lucifer's Trash Blob

*This is being posted solely for educational purposes*

Source of comic: http://www.drmomma.org/2015/02/homologous-organs-clitoris-penis.html

Section 4: What to do in case of a Code Chimp Escaped And Has A Gun Emergency

Trained personnel may attempt to barter with the chimp. Entice it into trading the gun for food and toys it enjoys

If you have ever upset this chimp find cover immediately. They hold grudges and will be looking for you first

spending 200$+

opening box

then

cursed emojis that no one asked for but I don’t care

free to use!

I have an addiction.

free to use!

who needs coherent words when you have cursed emojis

free to use!!!

“i baked you a pie”

Ha ha.

Hey fellow teens, it is unfortunately I, TomSka.

I’m selling this shirt to raise money for AKT, a charity who provide support for homeless LGBTQ+ youths. We’ll be donating 150% of the profits to them but please check them out and donate even if the shirt doesn’t appeal (or, sadly, you couldn’t wear it for fear of the exact reason this charity even exists) please do check out AKT and consider donating to them all the same.

The shirt is only on sale for this month (June 2021) so grab it while you can and help support a great (and depressingly necessary) charity.

Big 💜 to the shirts illustrator @magicianbelle.

Microsoft has a DRM-locked ebook store that isn’t making enough money, so they’re shutting it down and taking away every book that every one of its customers acquired effective July 1.

Customers will receive refunds.

This puts the difference between DRM-locked media and unencumbered media into sharp contrast. I have bought a lot of MP3s over the years, thousands of them, and many of the retailers I purchased from are long gone, but I still have the MP3s. Likewise, I have bought many books from long-defunct booksellers and even defunct publishers, but I still own those books.

When I was a bookseller, nothing I could do would result in your losing the book that I sold you. If I regretted selling you a book, I didn’t get to break into your house and steal it, even if I left you a cash refund for the price you paid.

People sometimes treat me like my decision not to sell my books through Amazon’s Audible is irrational (Audible will not let writers or publisher opt to sell their books without DRM), but if you think Amazon is immune to this kind of shenanigans, you are sadly mistaken. My books matter a lot to me. I just paid $8,000 to have a container full of books shipped from a storage locker in the UK to our home in LA so I can be closer to them. The idea that the books I buy can be relegated to some kind of fucking software license is the most grotesque and awful thing I can imagine: if the publishing industry deliberately set out to destroy any sense of intrinsic, civilization-supporting value in literary works, they could not have done a better job.

Cailbre d/l:

https://calibre-ebook.com/download

How to use cailbre to remove DRM:

Some more tutorials and tools:

removing DRM from your kindle purchases

Removing DRM from epubs

1.1.4 Overtly sexual or pornographic material, defined by Webster’s Dictionary as “explicit descriptions or displays of sexual organs or activities intended to stimulate erotic rather than aesthetic or emotional feelings.” This includes “hookup” apps that may include pornography or be used to facilitate prostitution.

unclear if/how this will be enforced, but it’s very worrying either way