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okay dont be mad but i just scheduled you for every appointment ever. you have an open house on tuesday and a doctor is removing your all of it tomorrow 👍

i bet it feels good as fuck to erupt from the soil as a skeleton warrior

"capitalism breeds innovation" was only ever true in the mid-2000s when cell phones kept getting more and more fucked up

"Modern cellphones are unethically bred" is a gorgeous take.

the lion does not concern herself with papa

by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game

by talos this can’t be happening

the phrase by talos this can’t be happening is actually from a rupaul roleplay blog who left their husband in a cage with no food and water for a few weeks and the husband died sorry to be the spoil sport but it does have an origin and it is a very tumblr origin in nature

Oh. Skyrim husband.

oh god

Oh Talos

I love seeing it when people find this out. I fucking love it.

age aggressing to 65 so i can retire

I WANT THATTT! 😝

Doctor 0?