Ferret In A Trench Coat

when the really good fic author only has 1 story for each of their 35 fandoms. see you in another life brother.

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

#on LJ it was very clear that when you were underage#YOU were the one sneaking into the adult club#now everyone’s acting like the adults are invading prom night

don’t care didn’t ask + you’ve projected onto this character to the point that your characterisation is unrecognisable to the source material

one of the worst parts of entering an established fandom is reading through the tags and realising with a dawning horror that fans have collectively decided to give one of the characters a horrible, non-canonical, cutesy nickname

LU Time calling any member of the chain “son” out of the blue when the characters have been working up to that kind of relationship at best (Twilight excluded)

Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.

fandoms are obsessed with giving children to characters who would HATE being parents

sorry but someone assuming you have "left a fandom" when you don't post about it a lot anymore feels like bilbo coming home to the sackville bagginses having him presumed dead and selling all his stuff. girl i was just on a little quest????