Mich/Vanny

Omg Colt’s co-workers would get a kick out of it.

Tom Ryder is like “why didn’t you tell me that Ryland was married?!” Because he lowkey wanted to date Grace himself but Colt is like “it was none of your business?”

Omg Colt’s co-workers would get a kick out of it.

Tom Ryder is like “why didn’t you tell me that Ryland was married?!” Because he lowkey wanted to date Grace himself but Colt is like “it was none of your business?”

One summer, Simon decides to make a Minecraft SMP based on the “Lore” his fans have given to the character “Papa star” aka Grace’s faceless character. (This is pre face reveal of Grace)

I can imagine when Simon and Grace interact in other videos for this SMP people start shipping them two and people outside of Simon’s fandom ship them and Simon’s fans are like “guys you know he’s actually married to the papa star irl, right?” And other fandoms are like “?!?! WHAT?!”

Other streamer who’s part of the SMP: papa star, could you grant me this-

Grace as papa star: No. Not allowed. I’m making a rule that for 30 minutes you can’t use any tools for requesting something from me

Simon: *asks the same thing as the other streamer*

I think it would be very fucking hilarious if Simon's fanbase are actively gatekeeping information about who is playing that psychotic wildcard villain, and so people outside Simon's fandom has vastly different view of their dynamic than the fandom.

The other players “see what?”

“I swear I saw-“

And I think there's huge arc where DawnNodes(his Mc name) intentionally riles up all players against each other, and there's many sickass fanart of Papa Star from SMP's fans where he's either aura farming, or is portrayed as evil gremlin.

Simon sees a sign that is someone saying “he’s not real.” In the temple

I think SMP fans gave them their own ship name before learning that they're legit are couple and there's tons of compilations where "DawnNodes just being menace to society" or were he's acting all lovely dovely with Simon.

I think one of the key features in the SMP are that it has immersive portals that's let's you create portal of any size, and they use it to create sorta backrooms effect where lore wise dreamscape is bleading out and showing it's true face, and SMP fanbase don't learn it until much later it, because Papa Star is gatekeeping information, because he doesn't want to let them out, just so he could corrupt them into monsters/leech off of them lore wise

their fanarts is like Philza and Mumza, you get Simon as an average size man although a little fucked up and traumatized and then next to him is an 10ft tall antagonistic face-covered god who looks like he would eat your dreams and, turns out to be his husband

Cut to, one night, Simon’s streaming and he looks to his left to see Grace bringing him some water and food and Simon gets this lovesick look on his face and says “thanks Star.” And the chat are going crazy because “Simon has a partner?!” They hear a man softly telling Simon that he’s welcome and asking what time he’s finishing streaming so he can finish his marking before then so they can actually spend some time together (Grace watches Simon’s streams whilst he’s working on lesson planning and stuff)

Simon mumbles something about another hour then he’s “all yours” and Simon goes off screen a bit to kiss Grace as Grace doesn’t like being on camera. What Grace doesn’t know is that some people in chat saw his fox cardigan (like the front bit). Grace leaves the room and chat is going crazy speculating who it could be.

Simon was waiting for the game to load as he stretches and reads chat.

“Yeah I hope this game is good. I got recommended it the other day.” Simon groans as he stretches and he relaxes back into his chair. He hears the door open as the title screen of the game plays a tune.

“Hey I brought you dinner.” Grace smiles at him and its quiet as not to disturb him. Simon takes the plate of food from him.

“Hey, thank you so much star. This looks amazing.” Simon says with an adoring look on his face and he can see chat going crazy in the corner of his eyes. It’s filled with

‘Get you someone to look at you the way Simon is looking at the mystery person off screen.’

‘Oh my god I wish I was that person!’

‘Simon! Introduce us to your friend!’

‘He doesn’t owe us that!’

Simon is grateful for his chat defending him as he knows Grace doesn’t want to be in front of a camera.

“How long are you gonna be? Just so I know when to wrap up my paperwork so we can spend some time together before bed.” The mystery voice off screen says.

“I can come off stream right now and we can eat dinner together.” Simon answers once he set his plate down. “Chat will be understanding.”

“I know they will but you were having fun, besides, this game does look like fun.” The voice chuckles softly and Simon is still looking off screen with a love sick look on his face.

“I’ll play one round of this game before coming off for the night. I have been streaming for hours now.” Simon tells the voice. “Besides, I miss you.” He mumbles softly with his face turning pink and chat goes crazy.

‘Omg that’s so cute wait-‘

‘I’m so jealous!’

“I miss you too.” The voice says softly. “I will wish you good luck.”

Simon reaches out to grab the arm and pull him closer and chat catches a glimpse of a knitted fox on a cardigan. “Wait I need a good luck kiss!”

The person chuckles and off screen, Simon kisses the person and he says “I’ll see you in 30 minutes.”

“Ok. I’ll see you then.” The person walks away and they hear Simon say “I love you star.”

“I love you too, Si.” They hear the door click and Simon gets back on screen and reads chat.

“You have a partner Simon?!” He reads out loud. “Yes I do. No, he won’t be on camera anytime soon so you won’t ever meet him.”

And Carl's jaw just drops and is suddenly very aware of the gun in his own pocket and starts glancing around like a nervous jumpy cat like Six is gonna jump out of the walls at him at any moment because if Six finds out what his brother is involved with and...what that might mean if things go wrong...holy shit!

And that's exactly what happens, Grace gets sent to space against his will and there's a damn firing match through the halls Carl trying to protect Stratt and get her to safety as Grace's big brother comes charging through the complex and bursts into Stratts office, and Carl is in front of her pointing his gun at a bloody and very pissed off Courtland who is pointing his own gun right back at him and breathing heavily,

"Where the fuck is Ryland??!!"

Tom: your stuntman that you hate but used to be friends with has a nerdy "twin" you never heard about and he's hot but for some reason doesn't like you, making you put more effort than you have ever done for a relationship

Grace: your twin brother boss who he's always complaining about has a crush on you but your not made to be star, you have not noticed, and/or he's a asshole so now you gave to deal with him and your job

Colt: Your boss/coworker that technically bullies you is in love/obbesed with your IDENTICAL twin brother and you can't really stop it

The overall public: this really famous dude known for being a manwhore is in love/obsessed with this random teacher guy that might have anger issues

Ryder: "Can I rizz you up?"

Grace: "?? What? No—"

He just so happens to be really good for no reason and people LOVE him (other film majors try to steal him all the time)

Like almost everything i post is fluff and all but I want a scenario where peter is (willingly or unwillingly) already w the batfam, but they think hes a civilian so they are constantly excluding him or leaving half way through smth and just outright unsure how to even interact with him

And I've only seen like. Two fics like this, and I rlly do like the idea of a peter grayson (as a brother or son) already existing and peter parker kinda just takes his body

But what i specifically NEED is peter being a petty asshole

Like. Peter G doesnt know his family are vigilantes, but Peter P puts it together in like. A week lol. And so he just side eyes and snarks everyone bc he has Peter G's memories and or he had a diary, and Peter P does NOT like these assholes one bit

So he'll just be like. "Careful Steph, wouldn't want any spoilers."

Whistling the red Robin tune

Constantly going, "riddle me this, batman" to Bruce

Idk more to pick fights, but I rlly RLLY want peter to lose his temper and sock this shit out of someone and idk general angst and miscommunication and peter accurately hitting every single sore point of (insert batfam character)

I also wouldn't be opposed to a no happy ending where peter just moves out and never looks back 👀

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Peter thinks batman is like, a bat meta, so he keeps waiting on rooftops and trying to give him fruit and everyone is like "if anyone ruins this im breaking the no kill rule" and Peter's absolutely MORTIFIED when he finds out

Oracle: Hey, batman?

Batman, already sighing. His Dad Gut is going off.

Spoiler: I know that sigh! Is it fruit kid? I hope its fruit kid. Hes insane I love him

Oracle, not even hiding her laugh: fruit kid has a name, ya know

Red Robin, maybe losing his mind a little bit: no one believes his name is Peter Pan! He used the peanut butter as proof when B asked!