Bad Jokes and Diet Coke

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

Sometimes you log on to tumblr dot com and see your beloved mutuals thirsting over unrisen sourdough men and you have to say a very very quiet ‘pass’ to yourself and let it go because inevitably the flat circle of time will bring around your turn to go gaga over some butterface dude or bug eyed girl and you must know that your beloved mutuals are saying a quiet ‘pass’ to themselves and leaving you to your moment of insanity in peace.

i love you green. i love you forests. i love you smell of damp earth. i love you feeling before the storm breaks. i love you moss. i love you rivers. i love you streams. i love you thunderstorms. i love you sunlight shining through leaves.

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

no more daddy. in 2026 all men whimper on floor pathetic

This might be the funniest reply I’ve ever seen in my life

I AM WHEEZING

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS OMFG

“abs or biceps?” in this generation a brain would be fabulous.

I love environmental storytelling

Its fucking hieroglyphs with you people

fake relationship is such a good trope. they have to act in love and they are in love but they think the other isn’t in love. oscar. pulitzer. nobel prize

realistically i dont think i fit in anywhere, but im just trying to enjoy life for what it is

who else is up permanently feeling like they did something Wrong

its my pleasure to produce a grammatically fucked sentence

girls will be like “this shade of green 😍” about every shade of green they see, and they’re right