How many memes is too many???

you ever have that one fanfic author that’s so good, you’ll read any of their stories without even knowing what it’s about? like they could make a mcnugget au and you’d still read that shit cause you trust them and everything they do

pros of putting your water bottle in the freezer for a cold drink: gets cold fast cons: watch that bitch. don’t fucking forget about your water. don’t leave it in there too long and forget to drink it. Keep a close fucking eye on that shit. WATCH YOUR WATER, DONT FORGET YOUR WATER, for the loVE OF GOD

WAIT I JUST SQUEEZED THE BOTTLE AND THE ICE CRACKED AND THERES WATER JN TEH MIDDLE, TELL THE BOYS

I like how the thing that makes the HxH manga instantly recognizable is the walls of text

every anti-milk post on this website only fuels my milk-drinking ways and makes me stronger. im drinking milk right now

i wish i had 2 lungs so i could smoke weed while i’m smoking weed 

i want to be as high as i was when i made this

the concept of yelling at employees is so alien to me, like a retail worker could fucking stab me and id probably still thank them for their time

2 dudes, chillin in open graves, 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay

what if the moon just said “fuck it” and started hurdling towards the earth

Cody what

are you illiterate?