fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

all i do anymore is display symptoms

finding a new doctor. applying for jobs. searching for apartments. messaging used car dealers. getting your health insurance to do their job. getting a pharmacy to do their job. getting the dmv to accept the documents they told you to bring. just listing things they probably make you do in hell

swearing eternal fealty to a bug I found

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do