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I often wonder what happened to authors of unfinished fanfictions.

I hope they’re having a nice life

we absolutely are not and that unfinished fic haunts us to this day

Reblog if that unfinished fic haunts you to this day

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Posts like this are why I'll never leave Tumblr

Being an NHL enforcer is a special brand of insane. Your job is evil. You know it's evil. Everyone knows it's evil. But it's Your Job. It's the only job you know. You (usually) make up for it by being charming and fun and a good locker room presence. You also take incredible pride in how good you are at your job, which is evil. You are good at your evil job. Everyone in the locker room loves you and everyone in the fanbase loves you and everyone outside of the fanbase hates you, until you are moved to their team and they love you, at which point everyone in your former fanbase hates you. In all of this, you are a man amongst boys, and you know it, and they know it, and those boys want it too. Your job is evil but you are good and hated, and loved. And all of this will kill you in the end, because the body can only withstand so much physical trauma night after night.

maybe kent parson is better than me bc if i had an emotionally fraught situationship/whatever with a fellow closeted professional athlete who ghosted me for eons even after i found him almost dead the night before one of the biggest events of our young lives, only to watch him win the stanley cup & come out by kissing his boyfriend on the ice for the world to see, & the boyfriend looked almost exactly like me? id be on the fucking news

like to charge reblog to cast obviously

Yeah, the Codywan angst that could be made from the Rako Hardeen case has a lot of potential, but have you considered Cody hearing that his general, THE Obi-Wan Kenobi, who survives rains of blaster shots on a daily basis.... was killed...by ONE single bullet from a nobody bounty hunter?! The audacity to think he'll believe that shit. That bitch ain't dead, he's just being his usual dramatic self. They even held funeral?! Lmao I bet the general himself was there. Wait wait wait, let me guess, the general is disguised as Hardeen right now. I bet all my none existent credits that that ain't Hardeen but rather his stupid dramatic self sacrificing idiot general pretending to be a bad guy. I give him two days before he gives in and does something nice towards a criminal, or worse, flirts with one. Don't make me laugh, that plan ain't working. I bet not even general Skywalker fell for that lol ...wait, he actually believed it? I know he's an idiot but he can't be that stupid, right? Right??? Rex, tell me he knows. Oh fuck, he really is stupid and is now going to kill Kenobi-Hardeen. Not my problem. Bitch had it coming for even thinking I'd fall for that one. No, Rex, I'm not doing shit. I'm on leave. Let him suffer.

*slams reblog*

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