the dumber you are, the cuter you are.
did you know that, pet? well, you're pretty cute already, so i assume not :) you could be cuter though, couldn't you? you look like you think too much, too many complex thoughts.
not only are you cuter dumb, but i think a silly thing like you would be happier too. no thoughts but obedience, bliss, and me. wouldn't that be nice?
let me do that thinking for you: the answer is yes. and you agree, obviously. because you're cute and dumb, and you let me, smarter, better me, think for you. that sounds right, doesn't it?
good pet :) you're so cute.











