I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion

my apologies to the lovely lady who had only just begun constructing her beautiful spiderweb in the immediate path of the side door this morning when i, in my self-centered desire to vacate my home of assorted household refuse, came oafishly barging through the sum of her efforts. i shall meditate upon my actions and how they harmed not just her, but all women of the world, and endeavour to do better

I just discovered the Forest Orb

Can we just go to the club like normal

You don't get to have sex until we discover an Orb for each imperiled kingdom.

WHAT DID I DO

Every single day this month has been like Okay sure. Okay sure what the hell. Okay sure. I guess

how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player