every day should be like i wake up & my first thought is a beautiful idea of a fun & new activity & i spend my day accomplishing it

Th oceangate submersible should've happened in like 1980 so that mythbusters would test it out with pig carcasses

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

listening to the same album over and over is good for your health btw

we can eat wednesday food today

When someone says "not all men" ask them to name exceptions. And they cant be pops from regular show

if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD when a chicken was a lesbian or a stick bug was a gay man with the telepathic connection between our massive gay brains like the baby geniuses. i took a benadryl

stop reblogging this post OP has a foot fetish

there should be an emoji that’s a person with their hands behind their back silently observing a situation

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

The thing you have to remember when you’re arguing with me is that I’m almost always eating delicious meals. So not only are you arguing with a beautiful woman, she’s eating scrumptious food while you aren’t. Bad position.