join me in my worm heaven

i'm opening up our relationship so bugs can get in

There was a girl on neopets a few years back who had a pet tick. She'd post pics of it in polly pocket playsets. I gotta find it again it sounds too fake

NEW YEAR MORE ANTS

I just realized I need to burrow into you

hey this must be so awkward but i have a theory that your boyfriend is secretly a worm. yeah if you could take a look at my conspiracy board here, you'll see that he just has sort of a worm mentality, and knows things that only a worm would know. so not to put you on the spot or anything, but would you still love him?

hey, i have a confession to make: i started out just joking about believing that your boyfriend was a worm. i didn't actually think it was true. but the more i committed to the bit, i just started realizing there was actually more and more evidence. more than i ever could've dreamed of. your boyfriend has worm connections hiding everywhere that i look. i 100% sincerely believe that your boyfriend is a worm now. i hope this doesn't introduce any unforeseen issues in your relationship. and if it does, then i'm sorry