good luck lmao

pictures of snakes that have just swallowed an egg never stop being hilarious and delightful

you know what actually thank god im a mortal and so cant be summoned anywhere goddamn

what the fuck is jury duty

why is this bplowing up again

another car opinion is that they shouldn't have touch screens

if you need to do something with your car (ex: adjust the AC) you should be able to do it based off of touch and minimal sight; without knobs and buttons for tactile orientation youre ... staring at an ipad while driving? awesome trend we've started

*totally doesnt have a piss fetish voice* you look a little dehydrated, here's a cup of water

very cute that both people and animals tilt their heads when confused

literally the physical equivalent of going "?" and it needed to be expressed through the entire animal kingdom the same way bc it was that cute

:/ The next time you think it’s okay to be nonbinary, remember the cost. We are killing our planet 😔

Wtf. No, be who you are. This doesn’t define you.

that context was DESPERATELY needed thank you

This got over 600 new notes in the past few hours. We're all vibing with Toddler on this Wednesday I see.

I like how we all just knew Miette was a cat

Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day -- even the littlest thing counts

we shpuld make a tumblr bar with drinks like sonic screwdriver and the baker street mule

just got out of my time capsule btw

Super! Who locked you in there?

and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.

for a moment i lived in a beautiful world where doctor who didn’t exist and this was simply a seven-ate-nine joke too layered for me to understand

this 5 year old post continues to get funnier every day i haven’t moved out of my parents house btw