Nuh-uh

The point of officially naming a pet is not to actually use that name but to have a baseline from which to come up with every conceivable nickname to call them instead.

You bury a seed not because it looks nice in the dirt, but because the limbs that branch out will look nice in the sky

Congrats on contributing to the ancient tumblr tradition of turning shitposts into profound poetry

Why does Bruce get to be ‘ugly’??? Why can’t SheHulk be ugly too??? Instead she’s a green Smurf

That reply is unexpectedly inspirational.

im going to explode in the kiln

I love how the internet has introduced us to so much cursed and burdensome knowledge that we’ve had to innovate entirely new ways to express disgust. I saw a post tagged with “this made me lose the ability to thermoregulate” the other day

vampire who goes kachunk like a stapler when they bite people

He inside tho

He doesnt want to get wet

why is he floating, also

Maybe he has a medical condition, mind your business

being a gay furry is literally more normal than being a straight furry by several orders of magnitude. love though