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one time when I was really hecking tired i tried to phrase “i like steak and stuff on the rarer side when a restaurant or friend cooking for me permits that to happen” and it came out as “if left unattended I may eat raw beef” and i have no idea what PONG style antics my brain got up to to lead the train of thought down that disused rail line 

this is why i still use this site, if you say something funny enough, there is a random-ass chance that Domesday Book-level illumination will be created out of your bullshit

see its funny because both of those people, in this case, were me. 

Everytime I see this post I forget what it says and keep reading it as “I left unattended if may eat raw beef” and wondering what in the everloving fuck it means

i mean thats about as comprehensible as the original

compare the backlash lil nas x is recieving for a 3 minute music video vs. supernatural running for 15 years, having a cameo from every biblical character, making Thee Christian God bisexual, killing that Bisexual Christian God™, replacing him with lucifer's son, having a gay angel, and on and on and on. compare his THREE MINUTE VIDEO to lucifer, the show that has ran on for five years, about the redemption of a bisexual satan. this is about race. what they're doing to him is because he's Black. white people get to do whatever the fuck they want with Christian mythology and no one blinks an eye.

yes i want to listen to new music. no i can’t stand any music that i don’t already know. do you see the problem here

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

we need to discuss something

take the cat ears off this is important