I could be the person writing one time verification codes. 873726. 290971. 041452. 667656. It comes naturally to me.

Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say “Michael”

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

someone should have sex

not it

Celibacy 🧎‍♂️🕺💪👏👏🙆‍♂️

me as a gnome: dude i am gettting so crossfaded on these raspberries blackberries and strawberries

almost peed my pants today when my bf told me about this dude in his hometown who dressed up like ryan gosling in Drive every day (including driving gloves) but did not own a car. bf was like “yeah we called him Walk”

i’m terrified of women

Looks like i need some exposure theropy…. Lol. Hey ladies