babes is there anyone who isnt hanging on by the thinnest thread known to man rn or are we all just going thru it this week

there’s some kind of magic feeling about cities at night I can’t explain with words

Still thinking of a TikTok I saw a year ago where a girl with a shellfish allergy got a crab tattooed on her thigh with one of the claws exactly where her Epi Pen should be stabbed into her so she’d be able to wheeze out “stab the crab” if someone else needed to use her pen on her. Absolutely obsessed. The epitome of work smarter not harder.

biggest betrayal is when it’s supposed to thunderstorm and it doesn’t

i am always one little emotional crisis away from an online purchase

This is superior humor from our most beloved “ villian ”

it seems like saying ‘long live the Queen’ has really worked

I need somebody to be infatuated with me this summer I'm so bored

ok firstly I’m traumatized, not crazy, so jot that down

are you unable to perform any simple daily task without listening to music or are you normal