CONFLICTED CONTRADICTION

I would’ve cleaned this up more if I had realized the pixel aspect ratio correction was on and the pictures were messed up lmao. A little Love, Simon au I doodled earlier. Should I continue this? Feel free to picture whatever pairing is endgame here.  (The movie isn’t out yet in my country btw!! based this off the trailer and the book.)

but she hit send when all it said was

let's be honest, Middle-Earth is usually portrayed as a disgusting monster-pocked mess that appeals only to boys.

it's refreshing to see a softer, more beautiful take on Tolkien's work. we need to revisit and revise more classics in my opinion and the toy market is a great place to start.

i can't wait to have a daughter so she can lovingly groom gollum's hair with a fish carcass and truly make him Precious.

I give it MASCLES

And I wanna stress that when i say “top of the leg” i’m not talking about the crotch (please don’t flag me tumblr it’s an anatomical term) i’m talking about the point where the femur connects to the pelvis, which is higher up on the hips:

It’s easier to see what I’m talking about in this photo of a man squatting: 

So yeah if you use that measurement when using this technique you should get fairly realistically proportioned legs:

But remember! messing with proportions is an important and fun part of character design! Know the rules first so you can then break them however you please!

me at 23: