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Jason: Hey Tim, I made Brownies. I even added a secret ingredient

Tim, taken back: I-is it love?

Jason: FUck no it's weed

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Jason: Roy! Roy! Wake up!

Damian: He's cursed. Did Jason not get get the memo?

Dick: Shut up, he's emotionally involved

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So since Blizzard made a combination of Bastion and legos what other combos should they do?

I'll make an example: Soldier 76/Nerf

Reblog and share your ideas

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Tim: Let's go storm ar-

Jason: Don't finish that sentence I'm sick of it!

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Hal: If you and a same sex friend are eating out and request one check and the waiter sets it down in front of you, they've decided you're the top.

Bruce: *remembers when he and Clark went to lunch and the waitress put the check down in front of Clark even though Bruce is filthy rich*

Bruce: First of all-

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How the batfamily gets food out of the vending machine

Actually uses money: Alfred, Bruce, Dick

Destroys the glass: Jason, Steph

Hacks the vending machine: Tim, Barbara

Gets the remaining food after Jason/Steph hits the glass: Damian, Cass, Selina

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Bruce: I’m going out for the night.

Dick: Can I be in charge?

Bruce: Sure, just don’t burn the house down.

Dick *runs to everyone else*: Listen everyone, Bruce put me in charge so don’t do anything stu-

Jason *pushes Dick into a closet and locks it*: So who wants to throw a party at Wayne Manor

Made by: @dylanclutz

(Just the original version of this, if it sou d familiar)

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(Dick and Jason on a walk)

Jason: Oh shit girl scouts with cookies! I'd rather go down Murder Alley.

Dick: Oh come on. They're not that bad.

Jason *starts walking towards Murder alley*: Suit yourself

(30 minutes later)

Jason (covered in blood): So how was it?

Dick (carrying 5 bags): I...couldn't....resist. too...cute.

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Batman: I became Batman because of my childhood fear of bats

Catwoman:

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Junkrat: Every major city has banned me from using their public transit system except Melbourne, Australia.

Junkrat: I have no idea what their breaking point is, but mark my words, I will fucking find it.

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Roadhog: ...All I did was ask for the syrup

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Whats the weirdest thing Jason Todd has walked into at Wayne Manor, a thread. I’ll start: He walked into Steph painting Titus’s nails pink.

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Cass sitting upside down on the fridge eating Dick's cereal baked into Stephanie Waffles, with Tim's coffee as syrup.

Dick: If you drink this coffee you're gonna get jittery and anxious and you're gonna feel sick later.

Tim: Good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast.

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Joker: I've decided to run

Lex: Oh, for office?

Joker: No

Police: There he is!!

Joker: From the police :}

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Whats the weirdest thing Jason Todd has walked into at Wayne Manor, a thread. I’ll start: He walked into Steph painting Titus’s nails pink.

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He once walked in on Tim in the kitchen, drinking coffee, naked

I know a lot of my followers only like my Batfam stuff, but I'm really proud of this.

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Genji *working at Subway*: What kind of bread would you like?

Mcree (with Hanzo): I want it like my boyfriend ;)

Genji: ...

Genji: A cold flatbread it is

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Tim *gets chips stuck in vending machine after he paid for them*

Dick *under his breath*: Hasn't he been through enough

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