This is Me

god you girls that are kinda girly but dress boyish are so fucking hot

Wtf is that? A storm elemental?

Ball lightning fuck me all the way up

Excuse me what the fuck is this

storm elemental it is

look guys this is how nature-based deities and spirits come about this is ridiculous

Are you aware that the first-ever video footage of ball lightning outside a laboratory was taken in 2014 and there are only like 3 or 4 videos like this in existence and this might be the most close-up one

There is literally nothing in nature that blooms all year long, so do not expect yourself to do so.

Tbh i headcanon that part of the reason Ed was so good at alchemy is bc he had a sibling. With siblings nothing is free. Equivalent exchange at its finest. I just traded half a bottle of soda for the use of my sister’s earbuds on the way home. She brought up the fact that she gave me a drink while I was laying on the couch two months ago in order to convince me to bring her snacks. The Gate of Truth doesn’t have anything on a younger sibling who wants something and did something nice for you a couple years ago

this 7 second video has no business being this funny

okay but why was he summoning pterodactyls?

i want to fall asleep in someone’s arms and melt