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Born to sexualize Jesus Christ’s side wound but forced to work to survive….

so awesome that dan and phil are gay

5 out of 7 episodes in, I would love to have a chat with Rolin Jones as to why he was carrying that book around everywhere with him if he didn't want to actually adapt it. For extra toilet paper? The way this season has been burned by his short-sighted worshipping of the white male savior Lestat needs to be studied, because Lestat himself has been shafted as a character. No depth, no texture, just fucking coke rants and mania. So much time, money and talent wasted on a "tell, not show" of a season, while wasting resources on extraneous characters, fuckass concert scenes and mid music of no relevance. I am angry with every screener, every reviewer, and every rabid fan who refuses to face the truth that this season lacks the brilliance, sensitivity and profundity of the previous two seasons. I genuinely feel deeply betrayed and in grief. I am only staying now for the cast, who are brilliant with the rubbish material they have been given.

I GOTTA give these people an ominous prophecy. Yeah, dude, they really need an omie prophie right now.

Wouldst thou like to live fergaliciously