Quarantine Queer

Shouldn't have put the new year in the middle of winter cause then everyone expects you to get your shit together in january. Of all times

"What's your new years resolution" Survive. Ask me again when I'm not vitamin d deficient

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

"well i like this post but i'm worried my followers might not" fuck your followers. The entire point of tumblr is to cause irreparable psychic damage to your followers. We are locked in mortal combat on the astral plane. You must win. You Must Win. You Must Destroy Them.

I'm literally this dad

I love these videos they're all having so much fun

REBLOG THIS POST IF YOU FEEL SAFER WHEN QUEER SPACES ARE OPENLY ACCEPTING OF AMAB NONBINARY PEOPLE

if im honest i get a bit wary whenever i start to hear people talk about how transitioning can solve xyz other problem in your life like if it does for you that's great but transition should also be accessible to people who will never be a psychiatric 'success story' and it shouldn't need to be morally justified on the grounds that it will make you 'better' in some way. if you transition and become 1000x as Insane And Unhealthy i love u actually

Eagerly getting into the submersible industry, that’s the point there right?

I’m being informed that in light of recent events this is no longer true

Mario creepypasta fundamentally doesn't work because you know what Mario would actually do if we saw some dimension-warping hundred-handed cosmic horror? He wouldn't lose his mind; he'd take one look at that Shin Megami Tensei looking fucker, pull out his dorky little mushroom-shaped cell phone, hit the fourth number down on his contact list, and go "hey, Kirby, I think-a one-a your boys got lost".

this is what the establishment fears the most

on a scale of “dapper” to “fuckboy” how would you rate your taste in gnc womens fashion 

I'm so feral normal about this

fucking amazing content

“the most animal” is like a nonsense meme phrase but this is really the most animal. It’s a round spot in the world with the face and legs a baby could draw. If you couldn’t remember what an animal was your brain would conjure this vision as the blurry recollection.