Boring cishet reblogs things

I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again

OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

The Armstrong Family Legacy

Das Mitosis behbeeeee

The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.

every so often I come across a kink post about like being kidnapped and tortured or held at gunpoint or begging for ones life for sexual purposes and I understand its going for a very haggard frail thing being taken advantage of vibe but in my mental image it really just comes off the same as that picture of wolverine strapped to a nuke

This is the funniest image I’ve seen in years like this is probably the very worst thing that could possibly happen to anyone ever and the artist somehow perfectly conveyed the correct level of emotion he’d be feeling like dude it’s over but what else are you supposed to do

looks up your skirt but I've got an extremely serious look on my face and I'm dutifully writing on a clipboard labeled Neopussy Data and mumbling "hmmm, interesting..."

be ccareful with the neopussy data clipboard they'll kick u off the enterprise for that :(

i do wanna say that like, she's a black trans woman but she is also autistic in a needing someone to help her way. I feel like that representation for disabled/neurodivergent characters that are also poc is essentially non-existent. I need help too it's nice to make a oc that's similar

gods, every time i see that Baiken one, i think, “…is she being controlled by her sentient, independent breasts?”

fighting game heritage post

An Old Friend and An Old Boy

surgeon said i can opt for a "backrooms vagina"?

Pesis lost

all of these tumblr girlies are getting bots but ive already got one and her name is robotgirlservos

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