Duragarol of Gabbajuju

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My dad works at Home Depot and this one customer came in trying to return a lawnmower that wouldn’t start. Another employee asked the customer if he had put any gas in it and the customer was outraged, yelling that they should have told him it needed gas (it was in the manual) and the employee told him “Well it doesn’t run on hopes and dreams, sir.” That pissed the guy off more so he called the manager all “Can you believe this guy!? He told me it doesn’t run on hopes and dreams!” and the manager just said “Well, it doesn’t.”

sorry about not replying I think I’ve gone missing

the small stinker spends time with me on the couch

black mackerel tortoiseshell tabby (torbie) with high white spotting

black mackerel tortoiseshell tabby (angy) with high white spotting

i would love to go to bed when i plan to, but unfortunately the person in charge of me is me and that bitch LOVES screentime and poor decisions

every response ratios the last. the organic synchronicities of nature are so beautiful...

you just met hank hill

you'd think that "inhuman thing that isn't a person but speaks like a person and talking to it will slowly drive you mad" would only be found in folktales and fables and so on. but no. chatgpt

this is a good reason to use tackle moves! pros: hits a lot more, since you're just charging into the foe cons: makes you feel like running over your opponent with a car would be more humane, since the scolipede is bigger and faster than one when it uses a charging attack